mugger as a career

random stuff: ever thought of how life would be like if mugging is your career?

today went mugging with sebas and lionel at white sands.

and in the end we gave up at 5pm just to play daytona at arcade. and as usual, we got tempted to play midnight maximum tune 3. but no $$$ to play (it costs $1 per round and imagine lots of peeps who sit there for one whole hour just to play - how much have they spent?)

went to have some "choc shitty" donuts. well, it's all stated in the receipt if you guys don't believe. it's actually chocolate shippy donuts but somehow i wonder why they call it "shitty". heh. but it's quite nice, and a SHORTER queue than donut factory (it's an hour's time wasted if you went there just to buy)

we realised that we still got lots of time left, so we went to walk to the bus stop just before TPE. crapped a lot and looked at the mangrove swamp. wow. it's so amazing that the crabs are trying to do some MUD BALLET! hahah.

yes. and somehow i forgot who started to create about a topic of careers. and i asked them if they have ever thought how life with a career of mugging will be like. AND we came up with these ludicrous suggestions which peeps will think that we are crazy.

1. for every syllabus you covered, you earn $10
2. for every test you passed, you earn $1
3. for every test you flunked, you pay $1
4. for every promotion, you earn $5
5. for every retention, you pay $5
6. for asking others to do your homework, you pay $2

and the list goes on and on....

and suddenly we brought up snake and ladders

1. for being a delinquent in school, go back square one
2. for being caught late, go back 3 steps
3. for fucking/smoking/doing anything absurd in sick bay, go see chairman mao. (my sch peeps should kinda know what is it about. sheesh)

and lots of crazy ideas. lol.
and i guessed the fact that our favourite hobby has driven us crazy.

and mugging kills. quit mugging at young age! (:
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